Wednesday, March 21, 2007

King Solomon Issues Justice for ALL.

From Mommy: So, what we have here is the Little People's Fairy Tale Castle. Apparently Solomon deemed the Little People community to be more in need of a judicial system than the "magical world of enchantment" the box boasted. He explained that this establishment is where bad Little People go after being arrested on COPS. You can see the considerable line forming to see the judges, and there appears to be a dynamite shack conveniently located on the premises. Obviously the Little People aren't adverse to the idea of corporal punishment.




There looks to be 2 available judges and 2 separate jail cells (1 with bars to accommodate maximum security prisoners). I myself appreciate the convenience a drive-thru court system offers the townsfolk and the lack of preferential treatment in the Little People town. As you can see, Santa Claus was busted along with the famous Lightning McQueen. When asked what offense Santa committed, Solomon replied, "He took all of the candy in the store and didn't pay for it."

For shame, Santa. Looks like you're going to be doing some serious time, old man. Just be glad you didn't get the dynamite shack.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Tee Hee ! So glad to see that imagination is NOT in short supply at the Lewis household! Nana