Q: Does the jarred Turkey & Rice baby food I purchase for my baby contain Tryptophan, the chemical that causes lethargy after Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Yes. Yes it does.

Q: Is it possible to keep your ultra cool hip-hop persona while sleeping?
A: Oh, yeah.

Q: Is it possible to actually fall asleep during a slap fight?
A: If both participants have equal stamina and strength of will, both the nighttime slap fight and it's counterpart, the pillow fight, can endure into the wee hours with the below result:

...Let's take a closer look at this phenomena:

Q: Should I spend an exurbanite amount of money on top quality designer pillows?
A: No, invest in a quality brother, instead. They'll last forever.

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