It's Another Gold Start Moment! -or- Why Mommy Needs to Join a Gym.

So Malachi was working on his phonics and the time came for him to read "The Sentence of the Day". This is done on his own and after sounding out the simple words he tells me what it says. He's usually quite proud of himself and may run to Daddy and share what he's read.
Today's "Sentence of the Day was written next to a lady beside her car at the gas station. It said: Mom got gas.
Funny in and of itself, but I laughed even harder as Kai omitted the first letter of the last word. He ran to his Daddy and yelled,
"Dad!! Mom got a**!"