If You Fall Asleep at Our House

Say you happen to come over to our house to play some video games with the Husband and a few rounds of Bananagrams with the clan. Then you indulge in enough yummy snacks that you feel satiated and content and decide that, yes, you will stay just a wee bit longer and watch that new movie. And if, as the movie wears on and the kids are quiet and snugly, your eyes begin to feel heavy and you decide to close them for just a minute, you will wake up in the morning like this:

See, the children will see that you have no blanket and will be generous enough to collect them from around the house and pile them on top of your head, which they seem to think is cold. They'll also provide you with extra pillows, although they may be placed on the wrong side of your head. And since the blanket didn't quite reach your feet, they'll pile some of their favorite stuffed animals there. Then they'll stand back and realize how silly you look, and this will be the first thing you see when you open your eyes:

Just so you know.